Cuddlr

[badpuns]

Balthazar (Old Enough) I've been told I'm one of the fun angels. Drinks and good times for all.

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[runecasted]

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[ So sue her, she wants to talk to an Angel, she just hopes this isn't the one she's related to. That'd be weird. ]

[badpuns]

Well, hello there.

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Hello. :) Are the other angels not fun? I guess that would explain a lot.

[badpuns]

Some of my siblings are a bit... stuffy, I suppose would be an appropriate term. Not all of them are particularly fond of humanity. I doubt many of the others would consent to come here, for example.

[mindmeld]

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[ Fun angel? An impossible contradiction. ]

[badpuns]

What's this? We haven't even met yet.

[mindmeld]

We have not.

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Prefer the company of women, then?

[mindmeld]

I fail to see the point of this question, as preferring someone simply based on their gender is illogical.

[badpuns]

Well, I have no particular preference when it comes to gender, but some do.

Not into angels, then, I assume?

[mindmeld]

Angels? As in the divine beings from Earth's Judeo-Christian religious tomes?

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Ehhh. They're not terribly accurate books, but yes, essentially.

[mindmeld]

Books written by men often fall short of the truth, I have discovered.

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That's a fairly reasonable assessment, actually.

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So what is inaccurate about these books regarding angels? If you do not mind me asking.

[dirtytrenchcoat]

How do you feel about holding hands?

[badpuns]

Hmm. In general, or...?

[dirtytrenchcoat]

To fulfill the incentive.

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Ah - is fulfilling your incentive proving more difficult than you expected it to be? Hand holding is a bit... Well, boring - but should get the job done eventually, I suppose.

Why? Are you looking to hold someone's hand, love?

[dirtytrenchcoat]

I thought maybe while I looked for a partner that matched my needs you might be willing to help, and advance your own goals in the process.

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You know I'm always willing to help, Cassi.

[dirtytrenchcoat]

I appreciate it. When would you like to meet?

[badpuns]

Whenever you like - my schedule is fairly open at the moment.

[dirtytrenchcoat]

I would prefer this to be in private, is that okay?

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What? You don't want to be seen holding hands in public?

[dirtytrenchcoat]

Balthazar, you know how new I am to all of this.

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I'm just teasing, Cas.

[dirtytrenchcoat]

I suppose you're still ahead of me when it comes to banter.

When can we meet to... initiate this? I'd rather not overstep certain boundaries.

[badpuns]

Why wait? What are you doing now?

[dirtytrenchcoat]

I'm just in my room

[badpuns]

All right, I'll be there soon.